Spell Book Pages

These spell book pages are my own take on classic Disney and Wizard of Oz (and Wicked) spells.  Please don't distribute these without my permission (including selling on Ebay and Etsy).  These are exclusively for my blog viewers.

Yzma and Kronk

"A llama?!  He's supposed to be dead!"

Yzma's Scary Beyond All Reason Slaw

1 head chopped red cabbage

2 bright red apples diced

1 bag shredded carrots

2 bunches broccoli chopped

your favorite coleslaw or poppyseed dressing

Combine all ingredients in a decorative bowl.  Serve with Kronks Spinach puffs found here.

Hades

"The name is Hades, Lord of the Dead. Hi, how'ya doin'?"

Hades Lord of the Dead Margaritini

2 cup pomegranate juice
2 cup orange juice
2 liters ginger ale
Gummy worms
Green grapes
Pop rocks
Lime wedges
This recipe is based on the drink Hades drinks when he finally comes to power. It is also based on the Greek myth Persephone, where Hades tricked Persephone into eating 6 pomegranate seeds thus causing the barren winter and summer months in Greece.
Combine the juices with the soda. Put the pop rocks on a plate. Rim a martini glass with lime wedge. Dip in the pop rocks until they stick. Pour the drink into the glass, garnish with a skewered grape and gummy worm.

Ursula

Ursula The Sea Witch: Beluga Sevruga Brew

1 package of cream cheese

16 oz grape jelly

12 oz chili sauce

Black food color

Blue food color

This recipe is inspired by Ursula’s Incantation when she steals Ariel's voice:. “Beluga Sevruga come winds of the Caspian Sea, La raccis, Glossitis, at max laryngitis, La Voce TO ME!”

In a saucepan, melt jelly. Once melted, turn off heat and whisk in chili sauce and a few drops of blue food coloring. This will create a dark purple sauce. Set aside. In a smallish bowl, blend together cream cheese and several drops of black food color. Don’t worry about getting a pitch black, cause that would be gross. Now here is the fun part. On a platter, place a small black salsa dish. Fill it with the chili jelly mixture. Fill a pastry bag with the gray cream cheese. On top of the rim of the bowl, pipe some cream cheese spikes to make it look like Ursula’s cauldron. Coming out of the bottom of the bowl, pipe some cream cheese tentacles by creating some tapered lines on the plate. Serve with either “naked” or batter/breaded shrimp and goldfish crackers.

Cruella De Vil

"I live for furs!

Spotted Black and White Pie

1 Oreo cookie crust

1 large box Oreo pudding and pie filling

2 cups heavy cream

15 Oreo cookies crushed coarsely

1 can whipped topping

Combine pudding with cream on high until fluffy. Fill cookie crust with pudding fluff. Decorate the top with whipped topping and Oreo cookies.

Maleficent

"The Princess shall indeed grow in grace and beauty, beloved by all who know her. But, before the sun sets on her sixteenth birthday, she shall prick her finger on the spindle of a spinning wheel, and DIE!"

Spinning Wheels

5 Soft taco size tortillas

1 medium can refried black beans

1 medium container guacamole

1 medium block cheddar cheese

2 small cans sliced olives

2 medium tomatoes diced.

1 medium container sour cream

1 packet taco seasoning

Spread tortillas out on a cookie sheet. Spread each tortilla with beans. Slice cheese into thin strips. (about the size of a string cheese only flat.) Arrange these into spokes on the beans. Preheat the oven to broil. Put the wheels under the broiler for no more than 90 seconds. Let cool slightly. In the center place the olives and tomatoes. Stir the taco seasoning into the sour cream. Fill a plastic bag with the sour cream mixture. Pipe the sour cream between the cheese spokes in parallel lines Do the same with the guacamole between the sour cream lines. With a toothpick, swirl together a zig-zag pattern between the spokes, creating the look of a wheel that is spinning. Serve with blue corn chips and even more guacamole.

Captain Hook

"Blast that Peter Pan!"

Captain Hook's "I'm a Codfish" (and Chips)

Disney has official fish sticks called Pirate Planks by American Pride Seafoods. These are the most themed, if they are not available, then, any fish stick will do.

Serve with potatoes that are cut in quarter sized squares and deep fried. Season with salt and pepper.

Mr. Smee's Fish and Fry Sauce.

1/2 cup Mayonnaise

1/2 cup Ketchup

2 tablespoons Dill Pickle Relish (optional)

Combine ingredients together, serve with just about anything you would dip in plain ketchup.